At work thinking

So I hear about 1-5 percent of guys dress. There’s about 200 employees here at the factory some are women at least I think they are? But anyway I’m wondering what other guys dress up here. There has to be a few. I bet I look better than all the women here except one. Factory chics are just not hot. Oh if the guys only knew what I do when I go home. Lol. Now when I worked at an office some women were drop dead gorgeous. Maybe once I should come to work all made up, I bet that would cause a work stoppage.